general rule of composing a haiku:

1st line - 5 syllables
2nd line - 7 syllables
3rd line - 5 syllables

here some really funny ones. though, i don't see some of them following the general rule of syllable count:

Butt-Head:

That was cool (huh-huh)

When we killed that frog (huh-huh)

It won't croak again

Hyde:

My heart aches with pain

When I see you vomit

Die away from me <---- hahahahhaha i love this one.

The Goodies:

I can't tell string from butter

Can you tell string from butter?

I can't

Kingdom of Loathing:

I hate broccoli

and think it totally sucks.

Why is it not meat?

Florian Gottshchalk:

Sit on the toilette

Enjoying the nice Silence

Isn't it AWESOME!?

so, this is my first one:

here, my first haiku
laugh if you dare and i throw
a brick on your head

and, referring to my earlier post below:

mister tay the oaf
camera and sleeping girl
nostrils galore time