"How come there aren't any chicks in bikinis swimming in the pool lately ah?"

I was busy clearing up some stuff so I ignored him.
Then he came up with a VERY INTELLIGENT explaination for himself.

Hmmm.
Maybe...
They don't see me look out the window often enough so they don't swim here anymore?

This, boys and girls, is the man I've been with for 1 and a half years.