Last week, while walking out to get lunch, I noticed this lady looking quite smart in her office attire, was walking infront of me. You should know by now, us, females like to check each other out from head to toe, discreetly. Upper portion... hmm looks good. Eyes moving downwards... hmm skirt looks tight and nice. Then...

... mind succumbed into frenzy mode. "OMG! What is that! Is she suffering from jaundice?" Eyes roved upwards to her exposed arms. "Nope, definitely not jaundice. Arms look fine. The normal Chinese color." "Then why the hell are her legs in that color?!" I observed more intently. And...

Gawd, she was wearing pantyhose. "Ohhhh."

But for crying out loud, why that color?!?!?!?! IT'S MASSIVELY HORRIBLE. They made her legs stand out like elongated walking lemons! I wish I could do her a favor by letting her know but noticed her colleagues were walking beside her so rather not embarass (correct spelling? extra "r"? always have trouble spelling that and 'exagerate' gosh, I think that's wrong too!) her.

Ladies, honestly what would you do? It really was an eyesore. Can't believe her colleagues never took her to a corner to spill the beans. Or perhaps they did but she just couldn't be bothered?