Entry: Huge Big-ass MPVs Who Navigate Around the Road Like Turtles Friday



frenzyskye: do u drive a MPV?
Lady Luthien: no i don't.
Lady Luthien: why ah?
frenzyskye: coz i wanna bitch about them lor!!!!
Lady Luthien: hahahaha
Lady Luthien: wait wait! before you do.
Lady Luthien: i drive a big car though
frenzyskye: it's a conspiracy la. i think when they purchased their MPVs, they have this secret manual that teaches them how to piss other drivers off the road
Lady Luthien: speaking from experience...i can tell you with total honesty that that is not true.
Lady Luthien: search as i might, there was no such manual in the car.
frenzyskye: i swear! i got caught behind so many MPVs lately, all taking their own sweet time to cruise on the highways!
frenzyskye: the fella who sold u the car, prolly looked at you fr head to toe and said, "nahhhh, this one. no good. no road terrorizer potential. no need to insert manual."

Do you drive a MPV? Coz if you do, each time when I see you, I'd automatically tap into your mind to see whether you were the moron fella that had me tagging behind for the longest time at the speed of 50 *giggles* On a highway, I must add.

MPVs aside. Do you feel nice making people tag behind you? Especially Sundays, great day for cruising? Do you get a kick out of it? Like, "I drive a big monster, hear me roar and follow quietly behind me." Isn't it only logic to move the vehicle to the inner lane? So many questions, that little of patience Wink

When I feel someone is tagging impatiently behind me, I move away. Yes, I might scowl for a bit and go "what's the rush!" but I f***ing moved! So people, next time MOVE IT (each time I use the phrase, "move it" reminds me of Madagascar's "I like to move it move it") if you feel the vehicle behind needs to go past urgently.

Exception applies if vehicle tagging behind come zooming from a distance ala Initial D. This, usually are cases of Ahbeng Modified Cars (AMC) auditioning for Initial D 2. AMC can be ignored and turtle-driving is totally allowed in this case. Drive them insane if you can. If driving at 90, would be wonderful to reduce speed to 40. AMC sucks.

   1 comments

Justin
February 17, 2006   04:56 PM PST
 
i drive a monster mpv, you want to tag behind me missy? muahahahaha

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