Entry: Scandals. Oh! Friday



As I read Perfectly Flawed's entry with much interest, I couldn't help but think that, yeaaa I too can't wait for the baby's arrival. Will it be a boy? Or a girl? How about twins, I asked Perfectly Flawed once. We both agreed that it would be great,  a boy-girl twins! It's like once upon a time, Brad had no child. And then one day, the Wicked Witch tore him and Jennifer apart and placed him with a new woman with two ermmm... colorful kids and suddenly, wham, he now has 2 (+1 or +2) kids to fuss over. Coolness.

How is Jennifer feeling at the moment, I wonder. "My divorced hubby of just one year now has 1 very gorgeous girlfriend, 2 colorful children - 1 gorgeous Maddox and 1 very big-eyed Zahara and another one on the way!" "And I.. I just did so many movies which might turn out to be crappy." "Found new entertainment in Vince Vaughn too. Man he is so huge, he can squash me to death if he's not too careful."

Then, I had this ingenius idea.

Movie of the Year: (potentially able to surpass King Kong and Narnia) Dangerous Liasons 2.
Star-studded cast: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston (gasp!), Gwyneth Palthrow (gasp! gasp!), Brad Pitt (gasp! gasp! gasp!), Jennifer Lopez (what!) and Ben Affleck (muahahaha!)

See the possible-feud linkages? Note: What is Ben doing there? Ben = Gwyneth's and J. Lo's ex. Gwen = Brad's and Ben's ex.

  • Angelina - Jen A - Brad
  • Gwyneth - Jen A - Brad - Ben
  • Gwyneth - J. Lo - Ben

Imagine me being able to coax all of them to star in this movie. And me being the Director and Scripwriter.

Muahahahaha. I'm eeeeviiiil. But hey, if you look at it, I am actually presenting the world a helluva entertainment. No?

Current favorite audio: Nick Lachey - You Are My Everything

   1 comments

Justin
January 16, 2006   02:57 PM PST
 
Cool. A defenitely must watch film of the year no matter how sucky the storyline is. lol

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