The Red-Eyed Monster and The Suspence Gila Babi Girl
My is back. And he brought with him an eye infection so nasty that I told him...
Girl: You know what you look like ah? Boy: What? Girl: With your eye, you can pass any audition for a Korean horror movie. Boy: .......... Boy: You know, doctor said it's contagious.
Then he moved forward while pushing hard for his right infected super red eye to open wide. For a moment he kept struggling to look deep into my eyes. Apparently he was trying to get me infected as well lah.
Anyway. I have a parcel sent to me! Like jakun sial. But it's not everyday you get parcels mar, right or not?
I have a "Missed You" card hung on my apartment door on Friday when I got home. Missed You card = note left by NationWide Express lah. You think what? Some people so romantic purposely dropby my place just to give me a I Miss You card is it? *tsk tsk*
So, I called and have the shipping address to be redirected to my office instead. Till now, belum sampai. Suspence until can die man.
This morning I woke up and found a Note stuck on my car but I'm not gonna talk about it because it's Pointless to reconsider
David Tay's Cousin's Son Singing "Tong Hua". The boy is 2 yrs and 10mths old.
Anyone sick of the Justin Timberlake's Sexyback yet? I hear it at least 3 times a day in the local radio stations. It is getting EXTREMELY annoying.
Rihanna's song, Unfaithful. She has that nasal-fied voice which sounds exactly like when you clip your nostrils together and proceed to sound like a cartoon by talking or singing. That's the nasal-fied voice. It's annoying too.
And... Basil. What kinda name is that anyway? Heard it from Fly.FM this morning. And Mr Basil, is a DJ there. Seriously... BASIL? Why would anyone name their son or name themselves after a herb plant? Rosemary is fine. But not Basil, Oregano, Sage or even Chives. In my opinion anyway.
This afternoon during lunch hour, I drove back to the Boy's place. Didn't take my lunch. Took his laundry pile which I packed last night and sent it to the dobi. Went back up and cleaned the growing number of dirty dishes in the sink. Scrubbed the sink sparkling clean too. Was about to pour the detergent onto the toilet tiles but I stopped. Would be late in getting back to work if I were to scrub the toilet.
Then I sprayed a bit of his Armani Mania on myself. And left to work.
The Question:
Is this normal???
I don't know. I told LadyLuthien about it. And she said it's abnormal for someone to do this.
If he hadn't stopped me, I would've gotten 2 ayam perciks instead of 1, some kuih, and popias
Anyway, back to the 'jet plane' part. He and some colleagues are on their way to Singapore for a business trip. So, I'm single free for the next couple of days till Sun But of coz, I will miss him. *bat bat eyelashes*
Girl: I dreamt of you again last nite. Boy: Mmmmm. Girl: Again, not nice dream one! Boy: Ok, what is it this time? What did I do in your dream? Girl: I dreamt that you had TWO wives. Boy: *HUGE GRIN ON THE FACE*
Sebiji macam ini...
So happy sial.
Girl: ......... Boy: *STILL GRINNING* Girl: That's not all. You and her were walking together, leaving me behind I so sad you know. Boy: Must be you've been very notti lah! Girl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye. Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing. Now, wasn't that a dainty dish to set before a King!
That, was my favorite nursery rhyme when I was little. I would sing to it repeatedly, again and again till it drove my mom crazy. She would then teach me Little Miss Muffet. But I didn't like it because there was a horrible spider that came and scared Little Miss Muffet away. And besides, Little Miss Muffet doesn't have a tune as nice as Sing A Song of Sixpence. I still sing to it sometimes.
Last Friday I had so much to say but I couldn't. I couldn't blog becoz blogdrive was down Then, Fri - Sun (until 6pm) I had the most
HUMONGOUS
EMO-ING TIME OF
MY LIFE.
By far, the worst weekend I've ever had over the past 1+ year. A wreck and a walking time-bomb, that was me. And as if that wasn't enough, I did the most
STUPIDEST
UNTHINKABLE
ACT
EVER.
At 1.55am, I sent a stupid stoooopid ('stupid' is an understatement) SMS to someone I deeply care about. I wasn't in the right state of mind. It wasn't me, D I'm sorry.
But all is well now! All is crystal clear and ahhh...
Life is beautiful again.
* to signify that i'd still wanna hold your hand one year from now, i just wanna say to you that you're the best thing that has ever happened in my life. LYLLT
Today, I forced myself NOT to pack along my gym clothes. Must.Not.Step.Into.Gym.Today. It was a bitch waking up this morning. The whole of my body was aching from running and RPM. I snoozed my alarm from 7.30 - 8.15
Admittedly I slept rather late last night too. Thanks to Miss Perfectly Flawed, I am now in possession of the whole Season 1 of Grey's Anatomy. I can marathon!!! Muahahahhahahahahha (Meredith Grey played by Ellen Pompeo is SO FREAKIN' HOT)
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angie.low says: but i like meredith more. i wanna see her naked more than shepherd. so does that make me a lesbo?
angie.low says:
muahahahahha
Perfectly Flawed says: (some laughing icon)
nolar...
Perfectly Flawed says:
i want a mcdreamy
Perfectly Flawed says:
i want!
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I have no idea what McDreamy is but according to Perfectly Flawed, after a few more episodes I would know. Oh heck she told me: McDreamy = Dr Derek Shepherd
Meredith Grey makes me wanna turn lesbo ~
Ok. I have Tickets!
Jo-anne Chan and I for The Devil Wears Prada tonight @ 9.20pm. I have good seats
Joanne Low and I for Girls Just Wanna Have Fun on Oct 14. With 10 more ppl ~ She so sweet, she did up little envelopes for the tix and each envelope has a name ok
TWO Joanne(s). One with a sengkang (-) between the Jo and the Anne while the other has the same surname as me!
frenzyskye: what time can u come ah? frenzyskye: becoz ah... hehehe dunno wanna tell u or not Lady Luthien: huh? i am lost, tell me what? Lady Luthien: i can be there about 9 i think frenzyskye: oh becoz ah... frenzyskye: with the devil wears prada movie stubs, we can get 15% off Primavera items wor Lady Luthien: (a shock icon and a laughing icon) Lady Luthien: you are the devil!
Am sitting down with my left hand under my ass. The right one is being fully utilized. i.e To type (slow but don't care), to hold the glass of water and to click on mouse.
It is SO COLD in here you might as well be dead. Because you tend to do things at a much slower rate. Even when my empty glass needs to be refilled, I won't get up. Even when The Star are just a few feet away from me, still I won't get up. I click on thestar.com.my And even when nature calls, I STILL won't freakin' get up.
It just kills your mood la really. I even stopped going to the ladies to heat myself up under the hand-dryer. Because you only feel warm for the next couple of minutes. And the moment you walk into the office, fark... your hands get numb, you shiver abit, and you get into the lazy-dunwan-to-work mode. I suspect it's Brain Freeze.
SO I WROTE A LETTER OF COMPLAINT TO THE MANAGEMENT!
Because Gowri and I are both sick and tired of running downstairs to complain and ask for their men to come up and have a look. (Which they did, ONLY ONCE) Assholes. They claimed we're the only ones who have such complaint. "Office lain takde complain pun." Tiuuu, don't give me shit k. Ladies in the loo talk. While drying their hands, washing their hands of fixing their make-up, they always talk. And in this case, they bitched! So how come is it that Gowri and I get similar complaints while the Management claimed, "takde pun"? Lazy wankers.
Ok, admittedly my mood isn't that great today la. (But we all endured the extreme coldness shit till now k.)
Even the weather pisses me off! Stepped out of the office to grab some fresh air. But what do you get? Smelly hazy smoky air! *&#$%^! Malaysia should just sue Indonesia till kingdom come!
Now, excuse me while I warm up take a s-l-o-w walk to the bank.
I so sad you know.
