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Wednesday
BoyGirl's Obnoxious Email #833921
Sent: 09 May 2007 01:47 PM To: David Tay Lik Sing Subject: Important message by Ms Low
Hello Mr Tay,
When you call 016-xxxxxxx you'd get no answer because you know why? The very smart (and beautiful) owner brilliantly left it at A507. So, the only means of communication that you and I are going to have is by email or the conventional office phone which, by the way is boring because I can do none of the "bi bi" "mwah mwah" "(insert cute sound)" etc in the presence of The Boss who is sitting next to me. Please be informed that I will finish my yoga class at 7pm, thus can I expect to see you at the new wing lobby by 7.30?
Please reply, else I'll have to kill you later.
Regards, Angie, Pik Har LOW Integrated Marketing Communications (IMC) - ASEAN IBM Malaysia tel: +60 3 230 xxxx tie line: 61 936 xxxx fax: +60 37726 xxxx
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Dun wan to reply... blek
David Tay Maxis Broadband Phone : + 6 03 2330 xxxx Mobile: +6 012 xxxxxxx Fax: +6 03 2330 xxxx
Nelly Overdosed 
Oh you don't mean no nothing at all to me No you don't mean no nothing at all to me But you got what it takes to set me free
Oh you could mean everything to me. ~ say it right ~
p/s: I just killed Gwen's The Sweet Escape - ter-overplayed teramat sangat
You & I Under a Tree On A Star-Rainy Day 
Wasn't it a beeetch getting up this morning?
Friday
When Clouds Come Out to Play
HI DAVID THE BOYFRIEND! HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY! 
From clockwise:
1. BMW The boy has been dying for one eversince Ice Age.
2. Malboro ciggies Although I do not advocate it, it's His Royal Majesty's birthday afterall.
3. Cufflinks He loves them.
4. Colorful balloons Every birthday boy should always have balloons. Because I said so. 
5. Futsal footwear Because the boy loves his futsal (and he has kicked some asses too!)
6. Armani Mania That perfume is just so him. I did not choose this for him as he has already been using this way before I knew him. So, my guess is, it could be introduced to him by his ex-gf? Betul ah, bi? 
7. Mwah What is a birthday without mwah-mwahs from your loved ones 
8. Prancing bikini girl Mr David LS Tay LOVES Girls in Bikinis. Period.
9. Magic wand Albeit a little sissy, but a magic wand for the birthday boy to make many more birthday wishes!
10. Bonus Baby, give you 4 months bonus, good? 
11. Genie lamp *rub rub* Ask for 29 more wishes! (or more)
12. Yet another BMW (this one's a limited edition) One can never have too many BMWs.
13. IKEA curry puffs His favorite! My favorite too!
14. A brand new brain Good to have. La la la ~~~~~
15. Hugs More hugs from ME ME ME and only ME! 
16. Cheers!
17. Bikini Me? 
18. Candy Hearts - Dosage: To be taken one per day.
19. Chickadees This 29 year old boy man, LOVES Chickadees, I kid you not.
20. Booze Champion
21. MORE BEACH HOLIDAYS FOR YOU! (and me) 
22. McD's French Fries "He's Lovin' It"
23. Smiley Sun for more Sunshine throughout your life!
24. Birthday cake JPEG will do for now
25. LOVE God please show him the way to guide him thru the right path in loving me more. Amen. Muahahhahaha!
26. Rainbows for him to find his pots of 'gold' in life 
27. Happy Birthday Sticker Boy I just thought it's cute
28. Cupcakes
29. Carebears! Ok, this one isn't what he likes but I like ok!
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y!
xoxo
Tuesday
"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within." - W. Durant 
Mr Tay and I watched Apocalypto yesterday and it was mindblowingly astoundingly brilliant.
Directed by award-winning director, Mel Gibson, only he could pull off a film in a total foreign language and produced it so wonderfully good. In Passion of the Christ, he had the whole film in Aramaic which he did the same for Apocalypto, but in the Yucatec Maya language this time.
I'm not doing a full review about it but I just have to say this. I couldn't help feeling SO FREAKIN' ANGRY throughout the movie. Mel's brilliant in this matter, I feel. In Passion of the Christ, I couldn't stop tearing and this time, instead of just sadness, I felt anger building up in me as the story progressed on. Mr Tay could testify to the fact that I had numerous outbursts yelling, "HOW COULD THEY DO THIS!", "YEAH, KILL THAT BASTARD!" "OMG, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW COULD ANYONE BE SO CRUEL!!!"
It was THAT gripping for me. 
 The Hero
Mr Tay made one very interesting statement while watching it.
"Notice how we human glorify the great architectures of the Angkor Wat, Pyramids, Hanging Tower of Babylons, Great Wall of China, etc... saying how magnificent they are, where in fact these exact buildings were built entirely by men or slaves captured and forced to just like these people in Apocalypto. So, do we still glorify these so-called 7 Wonders of the World?"
That's something to ponder on.
Watch Apocalypto, if you haven't. Dubbed as The Most Powerful Film of All Time, click on the link to read about it. Or just go to Wikipedia la.
That's all about this wonderful film, while I go do this:
Apocalypto - Goofy Picture of Mel Gibson
1. Find a copy of the Apacalypto teaser trailer such as at http://apocalypto.movies.go.com/ or though any search engine.
2. Fast forward to around the 1:45-47 mark.
3. Go frame by frame.
4. There is a single frame of director Mel Gibson standing with some of the actors. He has a goofy grin on his face and a cigarette in his teeth.
 THE FACE YOU WILL LEARN TO HATE!!!
Sunday
BLISS is... doing grocery shopping with mr tay 
 Our loot among others: cabbages, eggs, grapes, soya milk, jelly (yes, mr tay is making his infamous jellies again!), sweet and sour sauce, chicken thigh, pork, dory fish, Chickadees, etc. Noticed the Pink and Blue hand towels? Wahahahha!
Boy: What's with the pink hand towel? Girl: Don't care, I like *pout* Boy: You are turning my place into a female place la. Girl: See, I bought pink and BLUE  Boy: Gawd, you're torturous.
 La la la ~~~ See how pretty Pink Handtowel looks on Mr Tay's bathroom 
 Pink goes first before the Blue! 
 Oh by the way, I bought Mr Tay this pair of loafers
Saturday
Hello!!! Just got back from the HomeDec exhibition in KL Convention Center with Mr Tay.
I love how they do up the bathroom booths - the sink bowl, marble top, modern looking faucets, etc so I roughly have a good idea on how I would want mine to be  And seriously, no matter what they say about induction hobs, I would STILL want induction hobs! They look so much sleeker and easier to clean up! I learnt one thing today: Ceramic hobs vs Induction hobs. Go for the induction ones because if you have kids at home, it is much safer. Apparently, induction hobs surface do not heat up to the extent of burning point whereas ceramic hobs will burn you if you are not careful enough. So at first I, who didn't know the price of those hobs, went to the first counter that I saw and the price of the induction hob was RM8000++. I was like wtf... there goes my dream of having a nice stove top. I THOUGHT all induction hobs are around that price but noooo, the other counters that we saw was roughly priced at RM2800+ and RM3500+, so ada chance la of me getting one  Girl: But why so big difference in price?! Boy: It's all because of the brands la bi.
Then, we saw some nice looking Rainshower system that I love so so much. Didn't purchase because I haven't gotten the keys to my place yet!!!  Mr Tay bought a toilet paper holder, you know those silver toilet paper protector, for his brother. And the biggest purchase has to be Mr Tay's sliding door for the kitchen. According to him, each time when I cook, I smoked up the whole unit and oil particles escape to the hall, rooms, etc. So, we got a pretty good deal from this fella and he would be coming sometime next week to do the measuring and installing 
So, we got home and I just did some money transfer transactions for my bills and at 2pm, I'll be going to the Flea Market @ The Curve and meeting Sue there. We're going to take a loooongggg walk INSIDE and OUTSIDE of Curve today! And I quote her, "We're going to shop till we drop!" Gawd, I love flea markets 
 Isn't this the coolest accessories storage?!
Wednesday
Mr Tay walked to the window sill in his condo, looked out towards the pool area and exclaimed, "How come there aren't any chicks in bikinis swimming in the pool lately ah?"
I was busy clearing up some stuff so I ignored him. Then he came up with a VERY INTELLIGENT explaination for himself.
Hmmm. Maybe... They don't see me look out the window often enough so they don't swim here anymore?
This, boys and girls, is the man I've been with for 1 and a half years.
The Office Refrigerator Froze My Strawberry Yogurt  See? I wasn't bluffing
Completely frozen. And now, I patiently wait for it to melt a little and scrape it bit by bit, layer by layer. It's quite potong stim, you know what I mean?
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