Tagging: Ms. Perfectly Flawed (as usual)

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I have a total of 99 hugs now! Who mass-hugged me? Who so cheeky?Whowhowho???

Early this morning at about 4-ish, I woke up in a cold sweat.

Tummy wasn't feeling alright the whole night and being the girl with a high threshold for pain, I just couldn't be bothered getting up and fuss over it. So I slept on with hopes that the pain would just go away.

However, true enough when they say 'even the most patient person has his limits.' Even the most stubborn girl has to eventually give in to the unbearable pain in her stomach.

So I had the craziest diarrhea ever. Picture this: Me. Sitting in the toilet for the longest time, bending down with both arms hugging my knees. All these, while the tummy decided to go rock 'n' roll for more than 2 hours.

I honestly think it was 2 hours because as I came out of the loo, it was almost dawn. That wasn't the worst part yet! As I made my way to the room, I couldn't see anything! Mom was in the kitchen, daddy was walking around the house while I was playing blind girl, panicking, trying to find my way whilst thinking fast, "What is going on? Why can't I see anything?! And why does my body feel as though it is gonna collapse?!! Yes, I was at my parents' place.

Then I decided not to walk. I stopped and held on to the sides of the wall, trying my best not to faint. Dad came and exclaimed, "What's wrong with you? Why is your face so pale?!"

"I can't seeeeee. Stomachacheeeee. I need to lie down."

And with that, I lied down on the floor. All curled up in a ball. While daddy was circling around me, mumbling things which I wasn't paying attention to. Something like, ".... sleep on the floor... on bed... sleep..." Then mommy came along and yeah... fussed around me.

Then we had a phone call from my cousin. He struck RM57,000 from lottery. First prize for the number 1373 it seemed. So it was another family-relative makan time. Dimsum breakfast to be exact. Normally dimsum gets me all hyped up. This time around, I was moaning to my mom, "Can I not goooooooooo?"

Mom forced me to go! Can you believe it! Where got mothers force their sick daughters to go out, you tell me?  But I went anyway, coz I realized just happy my parents would be each time I participate in those family-relative getogether thingies. All the way to the dimsum haven, I was clinging onto my brother for dear life

So yada yada yada, it's me feeling all better now. Blogging about my near-death experience  Heh... yea yea, being kinda dramatic here but hey, how often do you experience black-outs for more than 10 secs? While staying conscious mind you!

Occasion: Valentine's 2006
Venue: PNB Darby at The 39 Restaurant - 39th floor
Participants: Weng, Lin, David and Angie
Results: Very happy bunch of people!

Currently love this website!

http://www.ljcfyi.com/ljcsProjects/projectsMain/ljcsProjects.html

Must check it out.

Note: Oh look! Look! Look at the calendar of blog postings on the right panel. Been blogging religiously since Feb 14! Must.not.break.chain.

Last week, while walking out to get lunch, I noticed this lady looking quite smart in her office attire, was walking infront of me. You should know by now, us, females like to check each other out from head to toe, discreetly. Upper portion... hmm looks good. Eyes moving downwards... hmm skirt looks tight and nice. Then...

... mind succumbed into frenzy mode. "OMG! What is that! Is she suffering from jaundice?" Eyes roved upwards to her exposed arms. "Nope, definitely not jaundice. Arms look fine. The normal Chinese color." "Then why the hell are her legs in that color?!" I observed more intently. And...

Gawd, she was wearing pantyhose. "Ohhhh."

But for crying out loud, why that color?!?!?!?! IT'S MASSIVELY HORRIBLE. They made her legs stand out like elongated walking lemons! I wish I could do her a favor by letting her know but noticed her colleagues were walking beside her so rather not embarass (correct spelling? extra "r"? always have trouble spelling that and 'exagerate' gosh, I think that's wrong too!) her.

Ladies, honestly what would you do? It really was an eyesore. Can't believe her colleagues never took her to a corner to spill the beans. Or perhaps they did but she just couldn't be bothered?

Every once in awhile when I hear a nice song, I will get obsessively stuck to it. New Nice Tune will be played over and over again at the office, in the car, but thank God not at home as well.

Currently Love: Jem * Wish I

Baby, you're sailing today
Baby, you're sailing away
Sugar, wish I could go too
But honey you know
I'm happy for you

Wish I, I wish I, I wish I
Wish I was going too

Baby, your ship has come in
Baby, adventures will begin
Sugar, don't you worry 'bout me
Coz honey you know
Want you to be happy

Wish I, I wish I, I wish I
Wish I was going too

But if you find that you don't like it
That the people there aren't inviting
Or that city life is too frightening
Won't you come home

But if you find that you don't like it
That the people there aren't inviting
Or that city life is too frightening
Won't you come home
Please come home

Ladies should really give this song a listen. Instant mood-lifter. Cute. As cute as a bunny's bobtail. Or THIS or THIS.

See see... another MPV driver *tsk tsk*

Star paper today: PG. N4: Dreams of Girl Snuffed Out

"... when she was killed in a road accident involving the multi-purpose vehicle (MPV) she was driving and a trailer at Km52, Jalan Kuantan-Segamat, Paloh Hinai.

"Meanwhile, state traffic chief Supt Baharuddin Sarbaini said the accident occurred when the MPV hit a cow and skidded before colliding with an on-coming trailer. 

The cow died."

LOL. Especially love the part where after all the dramatic details... "The cow died." Kelakar sial. 

Note: Deprived of hugs. Donations can be made at the right panel of this blog. Thank you! *Hug* you back!

frenzyskye: do u drive a MPV?
Lady Luthien: no i don't.
Lady Luthien: why ah?
frenzyskye: coz i wanna bitch about them lor!!!!
Lady Luthien: hahahaha
Lady Luthien: wait wait! before you do.
Lady Luthien: i drive a big car though
frenzyskye: it's a conspiracy la. i think when they purchased their MPVs, they have this secret manual that teaches them how to piss other drivers off the road
Lady Luthien: speaking from experience...i can tell you with total honesty that that is not true.
Lady Luthien: search as i might, there was no such manual in the car.
frenzyskye: i swear! i got caught behind so many MPVs lately, all taking their own sweet time to cruise on the highways!
frenzyskye: the fella who sold u the car, prolly looked at you fr head to toe and said, "nahhhh, this one. no good. no road terrorizer potential. no need to insert manual."

Do you drive a MPV? Coz if you do, each time when I see you, I'd automatically tap into your mind to see whether you were the moron fella that had me tagging behind for the longest time at the speed of 50 *giggles* On a highway, I must add.

MPVs aside. Do you feel nice making people tag behind you? Especially Sundays, great day for cruising? Do you get a kick out of it? Like, "I drive a big monster, hear me roar and follow quietly behind me." Isn't it only logic to move the vehicle to the inner lane? So many questions, that little of patience

When I feel someone is tagging impatiently behind me, I move away. Yes, I might scowl for a bit and go "what's the rush!" but I f***ing moved! So people, next time MOVE IT (each time I use the phrase, "move it" reminds me of Madagascar's "I like to move it move it") if you feel the vehicle behind needs to go past urgently.

Exception applies if vehicle tagging behind come zooming from a distance ala Initial D. This, usually are cases of Ahbeng Modified Cars (AMC) auditioning for Initial D 2. AMC can be ignored and turtle-driving is totally allowed in this case. Drive them insane if you can. If driving at 90, would be wonderful to reduce speed to 40. AMC sucks.

The SMS Message:
I know this may seem shocking to you, but you are invited to my wedding on 29th February 2006. Venue at JW Marriott, KL 8.30pm. Your presence would mean alot to me. Thx.

Subjects and Replies:
Weng Weng - Yea rite. Where's the red bomb? Wun believe till I see it.
BlurQueen Pei Lin - If there's this date, I'll make sure I come. Haha. Gotcha.
BlurPrincess Winnie - Aiya girl. There's only 28 days this mth :P
Alex Wan the Pig - I'm not a bimbo cunt ok :)
Ms. Perfectly Flawed - Right. Blek
Lady Luthien - What???? [Few mins later]: Oh I get it! I get it! 29th! <---darn cute this one *giggles*
Ben - And I'm in the ER room watching my wife giving birth to triplets now!
Anne Anne - Girl, I haven't even met him!!! How could you!
Ling - Dun lie.
My brother - Huh??? Mommy knows??? How come she never tell?

Then I decided to be funny. Out of curiousity I forwarded the SMS to Mr Tay too.

Reply from Mr Tay: Your ex? <--- me *rotfl !!!* just like the yahoo emoticon when you type =))

The Verdict:
Smart alecks: 7
Victims: 4

Yippeeeee.

Last night can be described as, "sweet".

Though the journey to dinner was a different matter altogether. You shall understand why.

Girl: Weeeeeee. Off to Valentine's dinner we are!
Boy: Yes yes.
Girl: *Dum dee dee dum...

(10 min later)

Boy: *&%^$*@! It's so jammed up! Look at that, all the way to KL!
Girl: *looks up* Oh yeah hor... but no hurry la. Chillllll...
Boy: Where can! I'm hungry la. I didn't have lunc.... Oi, who horned me?! *etc etc etc
Girl: *shuts off antenna and started looking at other drivers on the road* Hmm, most people driving all alone by themselves today.
Boy: Not doing this again. Next time eat somewhere closer to home.
Boy: Why must celebrate Valentine's? I'm not mainstream!
Boy: I refuse to let those people earn my money! I'm not mainstream!

Keeping a calm face, Girl was laughing her lungs out inside. Albeit all bitchiness of Boy's, the whole ordeal was insanely... cute.

So after spending an hour and half tormenting each other's sanity in the car, we finally arrived at PNB Darby. All in one piece. It was 8.50pm on the clock and thank goodness, Weng and Lin (the other couple) arrived at the same time as us.

+++ Blog on The Dinner coming up next with pictures!

Stay tuned!