Every once in awhile when I hear a nice song, I will get obsessively stuck to it. New Nice Tune will be played over and over again at the office, in the car, but thank God not at home as well.

Currently Love: Jem * Wish I

Baby, you're sailing today
Baby, you're sailing away
Sugar, wish I could go too
But honey you know
I'm happy for you

Wish I, I wish I, I wish I
Wish I was going too

Baby, your ship has come in
Baby, adventures will begin
Sugar, don't you worry 'bout me
Coz honey you know
Want you to be happy

Wish I, I wish I, I wish I
Wish I was going too

But if you find that you don't like it
That the people there aren't inviting
Or that city life is too frightening
Won't you come home

But if you find that you don't like it
That the people there aren't inviting
Or that city life is too frightening
Won't you come home
Please come home

Ladies should really give this song a listen. Instant mood-lifter. Cute. As cute as a bunny's bobtail. Or THIS or THIS.

See see... another MPV driver *tsk tsk*

Star paper today: PG. N4: Dreams of Girl Snuffed Out

"... when she was killed in a road accident involving the multi-purpose vehicle (MPV) she was driving and a trailer at Km52, Jalan Kuantan-Segamat, Paloh Hinai.

"Meanwhile, state traffic chief Supt Baharuddin Sarbaini said the accident occurred when the MPV hit a cow and skidded before colliding with an on-coming trailer. 

The cow died."

LOL. Especially love the part where after all the dramatic details... "The cow died." Kelakar sial. 

Note: Deprived of hugs. Donations can be made at the right panel of this blog. Thank you! *Hug* you back!

frenzyskye: do u drive a MPV?
Lady Luthien: no i don't.
Lady Luthien: why ah?
frenzyskye: coz i wanna bitch about them lor!!!!
Lady Luthien: hahahaha
Lady Luthien: wait wait! before you do.
Lady Luthien: i drive a big car though
frenzyskye: it's a conspiracy la. i think when they purchased their MPVs, they have this secret manual that teaches them how to piss other drivers off the road
Lady Luthien: speaking from experience...i can tell you with total honesty that that is not true.
Lady Luthien: search as i might, there was no such manual in the car.
frenzyskye: i swear! i got caught behind so many MPVs lately, all taking their own sweet time to cruise on the highways!
frenzyskye: the fella who sold u the car, prolly looked at you fr head to toe and said, "nahhhh, this one. no good. no road terrorizer potential. no need to insert manual."

Do you drive a MPV? Coz if you do, each time when I see you, I'd automatically tap into your mind to see whether you were the moron fella that had me tagging behind for the longest time at the speed of 50 *giggles* On a highway, I must add.

MPVs aside. Do you feel nice making people tag behind you? Especially Sundays, great day for cruising? Do you get a kick out of it? Like, "I drive a big monster, hear me roar and follow quietly behind me." Isn't it only logic to move the vehicle to the inner lane? So many questions, that little of patience

When I feel someone is tagging impatiently behind me, I move away. Yes, I might scowl for a bit and go "what's the rush!" but I f***ing moved! So people, next time MOVE IT (each time I use the phrase, "move it" reminds me of Madagascar's "I like to move it move it") if you feel the vehicle behind needs to go past urgently.

Exception applies if vehicle tagging behind come zooming from a distance ala Initial D. This, usually are cases of Ahbeng Modified Cars (AMC) auditioning for Initial D 2. AMC can be ignored and turtle-driving is totally allowed in this case. Drive them insane if you can. If driving at 90, would be wonderful to reduce speed to 40. AMC sucks.

The SMS Message:
I know this may seem shocking to you, but you are invited to my wedding on 29th February 2006. Venue at JW Marriott, KL 8.30pm. Your presence would mean alot to me. Thx.

Subjects and Replies:
Weng Weng - Yea rite. Where's the red bomb? Wun believe till I see it.
BlurQueen Pei Lin - If there's this date, I'll make sure I come. Haha. Gotcha.
BlurPrincess Winnie - Aiya girl. There's only 28 days this mth :P
Alex Wan the Pig - I'm not a bimbo cunt ok :)
Ms. Perfectly Flawed - Right. Blek
Lady Luthien - What???? [Few mins later]: Oh I get it! I get it! 29th! <---darn cute this one *giggles*
Ben - And I'm in the ER room watching my wife giving birth to triplets now!
Anne Anne - Girl, I haven't even met him!!! How could you!
Ling - Dun lie.
My brother - Huh??? Mommy knows??? How come she never tell?

Then I decided to be funny. Out of curiousity I forwarded the SMS to Mr Tay too.

Reply from Mr Tay: Your ex? <--- me *rotfl !!!* just like the yahoo emoticon when you type =))

The Verdict:
Smart alecks: 7
Victims: 4

Yippeeeee.

Last night can be described as, "sweet".

Though the journey to dinner was a different matter altogether. You shall understand why.

Girl: Weeeeeee. Off to Valentine's dinner we are!
Boy: Yes yes.
Girl: *Dum dee dee dum...

(10 min later)

Boy: *&%^$*@! It's so jammed up! Look at that, all the way to KL!
Girl: *looks up* Oh yeah hor... but no hurry la. Chillllll...
Boy: Where can! I'm hungry la. I didn't have lunc.... Oi, who horned me?! *etc etc etc
Girl: *shuts off antenna and started looking at other drivers on the road* Hmm, most people driving all alone by themselves today.
Boy: Not doing this again. Next time eat somewhere closer to home.
Boy: Why must celebrate Valentine's? I'm not mainstream!
Boy: I refuse to let those people earn my money! I'm not mainstream!

Keeping a calm face, Girl was laughing her lungs out inside. Albeit all bitchiness of Boy's, the whole ordeal was insanely... cute.

So after spending an hour and half tormenting each other's sanity in the car, we finally arrived at PNB Darby. All in one piece. It was 8.50pm on the clock and thank goodness, Weng and Lin (the other couple) arrived at the same time as us.

+++ Blog on The Dinner coming up next with pictures!

Stay tuned!

"Koi" is a love for the opposite sex, or a longing feeling for a specific person. It can be described as "romantic love" or "passionate love."

While "ai" has the same meaning as "koi," it also has a definition of a general feeling of love. "Koi" can be selfish, but "ai" is a real love.

Koi is always wanting. Ai is always giving. 

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings warth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring.
Oscar Wilde  

Just as Valentine's Day is just around the corner, I decided to be resourceful.

Some useful ones:
Arabic: Ana Behibak (to male), Ana Behibek (to female)
Burmese: chit pa de
Cambodian: Bong salang oun or kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah (if I'm a Cambodian girl, I'd just take the easier way - just kiss the damn boy!)
Cantonese: Ngo Oi Lei
Mandarin: Wo Ai Ni
Hokkien: Wa Ai Lu - This one got me laughing my ass off! Foreseeing I am most possibly definitely can't for the life of me, hold a straight face should the bf decides to be funny by going Hokkien.
Hindi: main tumse pyar karti hoon
Indonesian: Saya cinta padamu
Japanese: Aishiteru
Korean: Nooreul sarang hae (casual relation)
Korean: Tangshin-i-cho-a-yo (I like you, in a romantic way)
Mongolian: bi chamd hairtai
Tamil: n'an unnaik kathalikkinren
Thai: Ch'an Rak Khun
Vietnamese: Em ye'u anh (woman to man), Anh ye'u em (man to woman)
Spanish: Te amo
French: Je t'aime
Italian: Ti amo
Filipino: Mahal Kita
Portugese: Eu te amo

Others:
Elven: Amin sinta lle (very useful! might encounter the Elf Prince one day and I will go "amin sinta lle!") or (Legolas, amin sinta lle!)
Gibberish: idayguy lidaguv yidagoo
Goth: Idugi Ludugove Udagu 
Klingon: que'end (all you Star Trek and Enterprise fans :P)
Kilngon: qaparha' (depends from where you are in the galaxy)
Naguan: Mawaca bimcheepee
Pig Latin: Ie Ovele Ouye (I-ay Ovel-ay Ouy-ay)
Sliggish: Iish loveish youish

I know of one couple who says "I love you" in the most unique manner. No fancy words needed. Not a single sound uttered. Just 3 fingers tapping in sequence onto the other person.

And the other person will silently reply by 4 fingers tapping in sequence.

Sweet 

Alex Wan: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?list=29

Alex Wan: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=360 - angie low
frenzyskye: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=362 - angie low
Alex Wan: u where got so adorable!
Alex Wan: k la i give u chance, this one la for u - http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=350
frenzyskye: OI!!!!!
frenzyskye: said give chance right!
frenzyskye: pundek. i no like reptiles k
Alex Wan: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=350 - komodo dragon k, damn macho. super give chance already!

*!^$%#@ Piece of shit!

: few minutes later :

frenzyskye: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=349 - alex wan
Alex Wan: me = http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=365
Alex Wan: mr tay = http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=354
frenzyskye: LOL!!!!
frenzyskye: you where got so cute!
frenzyskye: that owl is cun lah
frenzyskye: prolly itu luthien
frenzyskye: that buaya, shit... look so 'kan'
Alex Wan: luthien = http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=363
Alex Wan: white tiger = pak cham kai

: and finally :

frenzyskye: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=344 - i decided this is me. coz so cantik and DEMURE, just like me
Alex Wan: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=118 - i decided this is me. very ethnic and diff, and has a dark side (wizard)

Lady Luthien: i wanna be the white tiger laaaaaaa
frenzyskye: he said that's you lah!
frenzyskye: pak cham kai
frenzyskye: white chicken
Lady Luthien: but but but...white tiger fierce wor...majestic and in this picture looks a bit docile but if you provoke...AHA!!!!  ya ya ya....i wanna be white tiger

*****

So, which is which? Who is who? Your final say?

Current listening to: Imogen Heap * Hide and Seek

Like how many times must one be ignored, in order to grasp the idea that he is not wanted in the other person's life anymore?

Beats me silly, really.

Possible thoughts in Mr Clueless' mind:
(these events took place in the past several months)

• 1st time: No reply. Ok, perhaps she didn't receive my msg.
• 2nd time: No reply again. Ok, perhaps she's busy.
• 3rd time: No reply yet again. Ok, perhaps she doesn't wanna talk to me anymore.
• 4th time: No reply. She must be still mad at me. Ok, I will try again and this time I will apologize.
• 5th time: No reply. Again?! Hmm, but I apologized for being a bastard.
• 6th time: Ok, I shall pretend to have a 'problem' and I shall consult her and seek for her advice. She never resisted helping people in need before.
• 7th time: Ok, time for desperate measures. I SHALL TRY TO BE LAME AND MAYBE THIS TIME, SHE WILL FALL FOR IT AND REPLY ME.

7th SMS:
"Fuck! Some asshole rammed my car from behind... shit!!!"

(10 min later)

"Ooops, wrong number... sorry."

Just as much as it amuses me to read his pathetic smses, it feels darn good inside too.

Revenge, without having to lift a finger is brilliant. It feels insanely wonderful. The Feeling, my friends... is Priceless.

Orgasmic, even.