The SMS Message:
I know this may seem shocking to you, but you are invited to my wedding on 29th February 2006. Venue at JW Marriott, KL 8.30pm. Your presence would mean alot to me. Thx.

Subjects and Replies:
Weng Weng - Yea rite. Where's the red bomb? Wun believe till I see it.
BlurQueen Pei Lin - If there's this date, I'll make sure I come. Haha. Gotcha.
BlurPrincess Winnie - Aiya girl. There's only 28 days this mth :P
Alex Wan the Pig - I'm not a bimbo cunt ok :)
Ms. Perfectly Flawed - Right. Blek
Lady Luthien - What???? [Few mins later]: Oh I get it! I get it! 29th! <---darn cute this one *giggles*
Ben - And I'm in the ER room watching my wife giving birth to triplets now!
Anne Anne - Girl, I haven't even met him!!! How could you!
Ling - Dun lie.
My brother - Huh??? Mommy knows??? How come she never tell?

Then I decided to be funny. Out of curiousity I forwarded the SMS to Mr Tay too.

Reply from Mr Tay: Your ex? <--- me *rotfl !!!* just like the yahoo emoticon when you type =))

The Verdict:
Smart alecks: 7
Victims: 4

Yippeeeee.

Last night can be described as, "sweet".

Though the journey to dinner was a different matter altogether. You shall understand why.

Girl: Weeeeeee. Off to Valentine's dinner we are!
Boy: Yes yes.
Girl: *Dum dee dee dum...

(10 min later)

Boy: *&%^$*@! It's so jammed up! Look at that, all the way to KL!
Girl: *looks up* Oh yeah hor... but no hurry la. Chillllll...
Boy: Where can! I'm hungry la. I didn't have lunc.... Oi, who horned me?! *etc etc etc
Girl: *shuts off antenna and started looking at other drivers on the road* Hmm, most people driving all alone by themselves today.
Boy: Not doing this again. Next time eat somewhere closer to home.
Boy: Why must celebrate Valentine's? I'm not mainstream!
Boy: I refuse to let those people earn my money! I'm not mainstream!

Keeping a calm face, Girl was laughing her lungs out inside. Albeit all bitchiness of Boy's, the whole ordeal was insanely... cute.

So after spending an hour and half tormenting each other's sanity in the car, we finally arrived at PNB Darby. All in one piece. It was 8.50pm on the clock and thank goodness, Weng and Lin (the other couple) arrived at the same time as us.

+++ Blog on The Dinner coming up next with pictures!

Stay tuned!

"Koi" is a love for the opposite sex, or a longing feeling for a specific person. It can be described as "romantic love" or "passionate love."

While "ai" has the same meaning as "koi," it also has a definition of a general feeling of love. "Koi" can be selfish, but "ai" is a real love.

Koi is always wanting. Ai is always giving. 

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings warth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring.
Oscar Wilde  

Just as Valentine's Day is just around the corner, I decided to be resourceful.

Some useful ones:
Arabic: Ana Behibak (to male), Ana Behibek (to female)
Burmese: chit pa de
Cambodian: Bong salang oun or kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah (if I'm a Cambodian girl, I'd just take the easier way - just kiss the damn boy!)
Cantonese: Ngo Oi Lei
Mandarin: Wo Ai Ni
Hokkien: Wa Ai Lu - This one got me laughing my ass off! Foreseeing I am most possibly definitely can't for the life of me, hold a straight face should the bf decides to be funny by going Hokkien.
Hindi: main tumse pyar karti hoon
Indonesian: Saya cinta padamu
Japanese: Aishiteru
Korean: Nooreul sarang hae (casual relation)
Korean: Tangshin-i-cho-a-yo (I like you, in a romantic way)
Mongolian: bi chamd hairtai
Tamil: n'an unnaik kathalikkinren
Thai: Ch'an Rak Khun
Vietnamese: Em ye'u anh (woman to man), Anh ye'u em (man to woman)
Spanish: Te amo
French: Je t'aime
Italian: Ti amo
Filipino: Mahal Kita
Portugese: Eu te amo

Others:
Elven: Amin sinta lle (very useful! might encounter the Elf Prince one day and I will go "amin sinta lle!") or (Legolas, amin sinta lle!)
Gibberish: idayguy lidaguv yidagoo
Goth: Idugi Ludugove Udagu 
Klingon: que'end (all you Star Trek and Enterprise fans :P)
Kilngon: qaparha' (depends from where you are in the galaxy)
Naguan: Mawaca bimcheepee
Pig Latin: Ie Ovele Ouye (I-ay Ovel-ay Ouy-ay)
Sliggish: Iish loveish youish

I know of one couple who says "I love you" in the most unique manner. No fancy words needed. Not a single sound uttered. Just 3 fingers tapping in sequence onto the other person.

And the other person will silently reply by 4 fingers tapping in sequence.

Sweet 

Alex Wan: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?list=29

Alex Wan: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=360 - angie low
frenzyskye: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=362 - angie low
Alex Wan: u where got so adorable!
Alex Wan: k la i give u chance, this one la for u - http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=350
frenzyskye: OI!!!!!
frenzyskye: said give chance right!
frenzyskye: pundek. i no like reptiles k
Alex Wan: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=350 - komodo dragon k, damn macho. super give chance already!

*!^$%#@ Piece of shit!

: few minutes later :

frenzyskye: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=349 - alex wan
Alex Wan: me = http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=365
Alex Wan: mr tay = http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=354
frenzyskye: LOL!!!!
frenzyskye: you where got so cute!
frenzyskye: that owl is cun lah
frenzyskye: prolly itu luthien
frenzyskye: that buaya, shit... look so 'kan'
Alex Wan: luthien = http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=363
Alex Wan: white tiger = pak cham kai

: and finally :

frenzyskye: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=344 - i decided this is me. coz so cantik and DEMURE, just like me
Alex Wan: http://photodope.com/alexwan/index.php?id=118 - i decided this is me. very ethnic and diff, and has a dark side (wizard)

Lady Luthien: i wanna be the white tiger laaaaaaa
frenzyskye: he said that's you lah!
frenzyskye: pak cham kai
frenzyskye: white chicken
Lady Luthien: but but but...white tiger fierce wor...majestic and in this picture looks a bit docile but if you provoke...AHA!!!!  ya ya ya....i wanna be white tiger

*****

So, which is which? Who is who? Your final say?

Current listening to: Imogen Heap * Hide and Seek

Like how many times must one be ignored, in order to grasp the idea that he is not wanted in the other person's life anymore?

Beats me silly, really.

Possible thoughts in Mr Clueless' mind:
(these events took place in the past several months)

• 1st time: No reply. Ok, perhaps she didn't receive my msg.
• 2nd time: No reply again. Ok, perhaps she's busy.
• 3rd time: No reply yet again. Ok, perhaps she doesn't wanna talk to me anymore.
• 4th time: No reply. She must be still mad at me. Ok, I will try again and this time I will apologize.
• 5th time: No reply. Again?! Hmm, but I apologized for being a bastard.
• 6th time: Ok, I shall pretend to have a 'problem' and I shall consult her and seek for her advice. She never resisted helping people in need before.
• 7th time: Ok, time for desperate measures. I SHALL TRY TO BE LAME AND MAYBE THIS TIME, SHE WILL FALL FOR IT AND REPLY ME.

7th SMS:
"Fuck! Some asshole rammed my car from behind... shit!!!"

(10 min later)

"Ooops, wrong number... sorry."

Just as much as it amuses me to read his pathetic smses, it feels darn good inside too.

Revenge, without having to lift a finger is brilliant. It feels insanely wonderful. The Feeling, my friends... is Priceless.

Orgasmic, even.

This has got to be the gazillionth time of me loading up the "Create An Entry" page in this past couple of weeks.

And with each successful load-up, I procrastinate while nonchalantly and happily clicking away to check on friend's blogs. Only to discover... *gasp!*... that they have been as lazy and uninspired as me! (Not all but MOST of you!) How could this be?! You people are supposed to entertain and fill me up with all your wiittiest, corniest, saddest, funniest, stupidest and lamest stories. Your blogs are part of the reason why when asked, "What would be the one thing you'd like to bring to a stranded island with you, if you could choose one?" And I'd go, "My laptop with promise of good stable wi-fi connection at the island so that everyday, I can read all of my friends' wonderful blogs."

Yeah right.  

8th day into Chinese New Year now. Went back to Ipoh for a couple of days and got back in KL with a sorethroat, cough and nasty nasty flu. But it's ok, I keep telling myself. Everyone around me are either burning up with fever, coughing their lungs out or sneezing their brains out, so what the heck, let's join in the 'fun' I'd say!

Back in Ipoh:

• Discovered my cousin just gave birth to Baby Eunice.
• Played with my favorite 4-year-old cousin Jaime, who was still very naughty and getting prettier by the day. Last year, she was still googoo-gaagaaing all over the place.This year, she could read her Enid Blyton books. Didn't believe my aunt when she said Jaime could read now (Come on, she's 2 years away from kindergarten!) but when little Jaime sat on my lap with "The Flyaway Cottage", she was reading music into my ears.
• Witnessed for the very first time... my mi getting high on red wine.
• y2K is still alive. Timezone sorta closed down.
• HOT. And I don't mean hot as in Angelina Jolie hot. But HOT as in hot-till-you-melt HOT.

Thought a lot about my grandparents while in the car on the way back to KL. Was conceptualizing around the idea on how my aunties and uncles including my parents could all chip in some cash to buy my grandparents a small but decent place to live in KL. It'd be nice to drop by and visit them whenever I want to. Told my mi about it, she said "Not as easy as you think it is. Your aunties and uncles, although doing very well, can be quite stingy and reluctant when it comes to money." What the hell.

I mean, they are YOUR parents. They only get to be your parents for once in this lifetime. And they have what, how many years more left in this world? Don't you want to spend more time with them? Like driving back to Ipoh once a year, staying a couple of days there make hell lot of difference?! They are my grandparents which I do not get to see as often as I'd like to, and I'd like to change that. If only I have the means. Maybe I should opt for my grandparents instead of my laptop with wi-fi so that I could read your blogs in that stranded island?

Anyways, it's back to work again tomorrow people. I hope this year rawks.

1 - First Thug at Heart          2 - Back from Bali
             3 - Paranoid Girl                    4 - Girl Got Her Senses Back

Can understand from graph? Can la right...

See the black Black Graph with 20%? That one, hmmm, no good. Noooo good. Girl got paranoid and thought Boy didn't care or love her as much as Graph 2 with 80%. So Girl showed "muka busuk" (as described by Boy) for the last couple of days. Boy got pretty pissed off too but was soon tamed down by Girl's very powerful weapon: Her cuteness! Hahaha!

Girl would like to note that it is not because of the Nokia 6111 which Boy got her, that got her feeling over the moon now. It's more of the happy feeling that Boy actually cared and really put effort into making sure that Girl doesn't feel as lousy as described in Urgh, Urgh - Part II and Urgh - Part III. NO MORE URGH! DEFINITELY NO URGH - PART IV! Girl loved the lil' note Boy wrote. So loving it that she is contemplating of laminating it to show her grandchildren one day. LOL!

See see Girl's graph!

• Pink = something new and fresh
• Purple = since it's Girl's fav color, so everything is beautiful at this stage
• Black = muka busuk, sulky face, pout pout pout
• Black turning purple = EVERYTHING IS BECOMING NICER AND ROSIER ONCE MORE!

Girl: I love my phone!
Boy: What else do you love?
Girl: YOU!

Boy + Girl: Bwahahahhahahahahaaa!

******

Urgh, Urgh Part II, Urgh Part III are entries found at my other secret blog. Yes, I have another blogspace

Lifehouse * Blind

I was young but I wasn't naive
I watched helpless
As you turned around to leave
And still I have the pain I have to carry
A past so deep
That even you could not bury if you tried

After all this time
I never thought we'd be here
never thought we'd be here
when my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more
Than you'll ever know
And part of me died
When I let you go

I would fall asleep
Only in hopes of dreaming
That everything
Would be like it was before
But nights like this
It seems are slowly fleeting
They disappear as reality is crashing to the floor

After all this time
I never thought we'd be here
never thought we'd be here
when my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more
Than you'll ever know
And part of me died
When I let you go

After all this why
Would you ever wanna leave
Maybe you could not believe it
That my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more
Than you will ever know
And part of me died
When I let you go
That I loved you more
Than you will ever know
And part of me died
When I let you go