As you can probably tell, I am extremely free today, having to blog for about 3 times in a row now!
I just found out there is a person by the name of Kennis in the office. Kennis Hoo. Hehehehee, I am sorry as I don't mean to be rude. I just find it amusing. Kinda like names like, Bartholomew Chan or Maximilian Ong, which is fine coz those are English names. It is names like these which I can't stand:
Stone Ng (this is a guy from Singapore, a friend of David or was it Gary's, can't remember),
Balthazar Chong
Takey Lim
Novel Ho
Shine Wang
and many many more. you can actually spot these funny names when they hold the next Miss Malaysia or Miss Chinese International Malaysia. never fails to amuse me. hehehehe!
Why Chinese must not have English names
blue = funny for me
Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Mandarin) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
Michael Tan (Cantonese) - sell chickeneggs
We have a friend whose surname is Chen and he plans to name his future daughter, Kit ---> Kit Chen (get it?)
David aka Mr Tay has this stupid idea of wanting to name his future daughter, Sa ---> Sa Tay
Posted at 22.5.08 by mizz_angie
