Seven crappy situations that will inevitably make you go "WTF" (or in a more polite and kid-friendly manner, "WTH")
- Getting a 'saman' early in the morning. What a way to begin your day la rite?
- You're on the Ground Floor. Get into a lift and
morons people hit on Level 1 and 2. LEVEL ONE, for crying out loud! Can die from walking up two flights of stairs ah? Baffles me silly.
- You are stuck behind a queue of credit-card paying people who irritatingly pay with total purchases of RM35.20, RM23.50, RM15.90 each. In situation like this, you automatically go... "wtf".
- Driving on highways on Sundays is a nerve-wrecking experience, I kid you not. What does the term "Fast Lane" tell you? At least 90km/hr and above right? But nooooooo, not for some people who believe it's OK to drive at 50 on the fast lane. "Wtf" right.
- More queueing ups. This time, waiting in line for cash withdrawal. As you wait patiently for your turn, your mind begin to wonder off to the pretty party dress at NafNaf you've been eyeing on for quite sometime now AND is finally getting it! Ok, just a couple of mins more, you say to yourself. You wait. Wait. Wait. And finally it's your turn. GUESS WHAT? The machine 'apologizes' for being out of order. "WTHHHHHHH"
- You're searching for a spot in the parking lot in Midvalley. Unlike me dad who will wait at one spot for cars to go out, I will round the same parking base a gazillion times if I have to (and I wonder where does my petrol go all the time). Then suddenly, your eyes lit up as you spot this woman getting into her car, hitting the reverse signal. So you automatically hit on the signal indicator, and wait on gleefully. Ok, the woman got her car out and as you're about to make a dive into the spot, out of nowhere, comes a MORON who conveniently stuffs his car into the empty spot ALTHOUGH he saw the blinking indicator on your car. In moments like this, you not only go "WTFFFFFF". You give a long honk. Then to redeem your pride, you should always get down from the car and give that fella a piece of your mind. You don't? Well I do. All the time :)
- And lastly, you wake up feeling all beautiful, loved, inspired and all out to conquer the world. You take a look at the mirror and a bright red spot right in the middle of your nose stares cheekily back at you. So what do you say? "WTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
There are more "WTF" situations from where that came from. Good gawd, can never go past a day without uttering these magical instant-expressive phrases. In a funny manner, life's too f***ed up sometimes, don't you think? ;)
