Referring to the tv series, LOST

Girl: Damnnnnn... I would love to be on the island. I mean, I could just stay there forever and ever. No need to rescue me.

Boy: You SURE you want to stay there? Knowing you, you'd get bored within the first week.

Girl: I won't la! I get to sun tan everyday. Eh no, make it twice a week coz if not, kena skin cancer not good also. Mmmmm, what else. I get to catch my fish, collect oysters by the sea shores, get to climb trees to collect papayas, get to wash clothes and hang them in a line with strong cool breeze blowing over them. Wow, I am like a jungle girl la!

Boy: *shake head* Siao.

Girl: Then hor, can build sandcastles. Go hunting for food just like Locke... wildboars! Every day can run around the forest, wearing minimal clothes, so syok. Then suka-suka, go down The Hatch, back to civilization a bit.

Boy: So fun hor? What if when you are sleeping and The Others sneaked in and take you away?

Intelligent Girl: Oh. My island and my version of LOST doesn't have The Others one. Plus there will be unlimited supplies of sanitary pads.